How long can I moan in the car before I get yelled at?
Watch what happens when I push on this tortilla chip with one finger... it JUMPS!
Why don't glass balls bounce?
Straws are the perfect size for my finger!
Straws also fill up nicely with chicken and cheese and....
The peanut shell tastes much better than what's inside.
See how I can go perfectly limp to wiggle out of being held?
My finger can make the guts squish out of a pea when I push really hard on it.
When my nose runs, if I smear it all over my face it dries a lot faster.
Cat litter sifts through my hands and disappears into the carpet pretty awesomely.
Does every door close? I think I will check to make sure that they do.
The cat follows things I drag on the ground!
There's a certain button on the remote that makes the tv go REEEEALLY LOUD.
Music MUST be danced to.
If you're going to wave good-bye, do it vigorously. From the shoulder on down.
I'm going to get into that toilet as soon as she's not looking.
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Yes! You've got it exactly. the Wide World of Wonderland. Isn't it great? Can't wait to see you both, again. (She isn't squeezing the toothpaste out in the bottom of the sleeping bag yet, is she?)
This is my favorite list yet I am laughing so hard right now. Sounds very familiar.
haha that is really funny. I can't wait see you and the most adorable baby ever!
Honestly, I am still trying to personally overcome the necessity to dance that I feel EVERY time I hear music.
Haha! I love it. So, so true.
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