Wednesday, July 25, 2007

I'm a walking All-State Commercial

I managed to trade a pair of yoga pants for tight jeans while my car sat on cruise control at 32 mph on a straight road. Put on my shoes, too. I'm pretty impressed with myself.

Why, you ask, was I changing clothes in the car? On my way to work, of course, from my first laser hair removal appointment.

Oh baby, oh baby, I used more deep breathing and distraction techniques (including digging my fingernails into my own skin) for hair removal than I used to birth a baby. That laser sucker HURT. Just while it was in place on my skin, and as soon as it moved it didn't hurt anymore, but picture hundreds of mini lightening-bolts in a 0.5-inch by 0.5-inch area, then moved on to the next square of skin, then the next, then the next... I'm fine now, but still a little shaky from all the adrenalin pumping through my body while I tried to keep my legs from spasmodically jerking in shock. Every time my legs would jerk the gal holding the laser would jump - not a good combination!



Why, you ask, when I am such a frugal person would I spend my money on such a frivolity? 1) I'm currently making an extra 50 bucks a week leading a group that I don't really enjoy, so this is my consolation prize, and 2) I can't shave anymore without wicked wicked razor burn that's so ugly I can't wear shorts anyway. I don't want to live this way.

And I'm actually looking forward to round two. :)

8 comments:

Rachel Eve said...

Ouch! Sounds painful. But i'm pretty sure if i could, i would get laser too.

Anonymous said...

Did you know I've gotten lasered? I affectionately call it being "zapped." We'll have to chit chat this weekend about it. Trust me, I feel your pain. :)

Erica Layne | Let Why Lead said...

I had no idea that's what laser hair removal involves! Good for you!

Erica Layne | Let Why Lead said...

Ooops, I'm mean, not good about the pain...just good about that results!

Mallory Jan said...

You can come and hold my hand when I get it done in 10 years. I am so jealous that you will have no leg hair. I guess that is the curse for having beautiful brown hair.

NatAttack said...

Will you get a tan to go with those hairless legs?

Too bad I threw $400 of free laser away. That was rather wasteful, wasn't it?

Anonymous said...

I had that done to my upper lip once when I was younger and my daughters used to tease me about having a moustache...but legs? nah, the pain wouldn't be worth that!
Kinobud

Anonymous said...

I had that done to my upper lip once when I was younger and my daughters used to tease me about having a moustache...but legs? nah, the pain wouldn't be worth that!
Kinobud